Endless Loopiness

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS for 2008 and beyond.
CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER — What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use.

I heard Obama & clan yelling about the Keating 5 when Palin attacked Obama’s friends. Seems that McCain actually didn’t have as much to do with it as Obama tries to say.

Veniamin’s Human Slinky performing for HalfTime @ Creighton University in Omaha, Nebraska.

Hat Tip: David Howell

Peeing on an electric fence…

This is absolutely crazy. How did this kid get away from hit parent/guardian for so long? Just add to it finding out his brother was involved in attacking the same alligator 5 years ago.